Thursday, May 18, 2017

Dear Ma and Pa

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. 


Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc, but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. 
 
The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.




We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice but awful flat. 


This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes. 

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter, 

 
Alice

truth

stolen from http://knuckledraggin.com/

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

HAHAHA

  Dr. Geezer's Clinic:
 
 An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. 
 
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."   
 
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
 
 Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
 
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.
 
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
 
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
 
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
 
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."
 
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
 
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
 
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
 
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

Only TEN Years Left...


Saturday, April 15, 2017

20 Things you should know about Islam:

This is what Muslims believe


1. Rape, Marry and Divorce pre-pubescent girls. Quran 65:4

2. Have sex slaves and work slaves. Quran 4:3, 4:24, 5:89, 33:50, 58:3, 70:30

3. Beat sex slaves, work slaves and wives Quran 4:34


4. Have 4 Muslim witnesses to prove rape. Quran 24:13

5. Kill those who insult Islam Mohammed. Quran 33:57

6. Crucify and amputate non-Muslims. Quran 8:12, 47:4

7. Kill non-Muslims to guarantee receiving 72 virgins in heaven. Quran 9:111

8. Kill anyone who leaves Islam. Quran 2:217, 4:89

9. Behead non-Muslims. Quran 8:12, 47:4

10. Kill and be killed for Islamic Allah. Quran 9:5

11. Terrorize non-Muslims. Quran 8:12, 8:60

12. Steal and rob from non-Muslims. Quran Chapter 8 (booty/spoils of war)

13. Lie to strengthen Islam. Quran 3:28, 16:106

14. Fight non-Muslims even if you don’t want to. Quran 5:51

15. Do not take non-Muslims as friends. Quran 5:51

16. Call non-Muslims Pigs and apes. Quran 5:60, 7:166, 16:106

17. Treat non-Muslims as the vilest creatures deserving no mercy. Quran 98:6

18. Treat non-Muslims as sworn enemies. Quran4:101

19. Kill non-Muslims for not converting to Islam. Quran 9:29

20. Extort non-Muslims to keep Islam strong. Quran 9:29

TREASON